The British Solution to Save Petrol

Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use.....

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved....

(Thanks to BigMal for that)

BOB SAYS...

"A very merry Christmas and a happy new year to everybody and may next year bring joy and happiness to you"

Bob de Bilde (aka Bill de Dashe)

A Parking Space Pincher

"BV54BXB" was driven by an arrogant bald man and accompanied by his female companion. I was waiting for 10 minutes for the space and he nipped in before I could do anything. After I photographed his car plate, he took a photo of mine and of me. I told him not to take my photo, but he said "Fuck off you fat bastard" His female companion said "We take photos of cars if we think their owner may damage our!"
Why on earth would you have that mindset, unless you regularly did selfish things like that?

Drive Blocker Anti-Social Club

"X751LBE" is a car that regularly parks across my drive. "Just a little" says the selfish female driver, but just enough to cause me to hit my own gate post.